Friday, November 16, 2012

Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Muffins and the Fart

Kids are funny, I feel like I should keep a notebook with me just so I can fill you guys in on the happenings in our house.  I have a disgusting, hilarious, short little story to tell you.  Please read no further if you can’t handle fart talk…with a side of Chinese food.

 Let me set you up.  It’s a cool evening and the house it lit up with Vanilla candles and everything is just so nice inside.  Being that I’m into health food and all, I provided my family with a proper meal from Panda Express.  Indigo & I enjoyed some Fried Rice and Chicken Egg Rolls while waiting for dad to get home from work.

 So dad gets home and of course Miss Indy runs over to kiss and hug her hero of a dad.  It’s sweet, she loves him so much and misses him.  After our greetings my husband goes and tackles the Panda Express box for himself.  He makes a large plate and sits down in front of the boob tube (cause that’s how we roll).

As he is eating Miss Indy goes over to him
She stands in front of him
She turns around and shows her back to him
Dear Husband takes a bite of Chinese Food

Miss Indy bends over
Miss Indy bends over and lets out a gargantuan fart
Miss Indy bends over and lets out a gargantuan fart on Dear Husbands plate of food
Miss Indy bends over and lets out a gargantuan fart on Dear Husbands plate of food on purpose

Husband is not amused
Wife is amuzed
All Hell breaks loose

Monday, November 12, 2012

This Weekend & The Playground


Things I watched this weekend

1.       Barbie, A Mermaid tale.

2.       Barbie, Swan Lake

3.       Barbie, Pegasus

Things I ate this weekend

1.       Long John Silvers, Fish & Chicken…and Hush Puppies

2.       Wendy’s, Portobello Mushroom Burger

3.       McDonald's, Sausage Egg & Cheese Biscuit

Things I did not do this weekend

1.       Control my child’s TV watching

2.       Watch my calories

3.       Promise my child we could go play at the McDonald's playground only to find out they have recently bulldozed said playground…Oh wait I did do that.

Do you happen to know what happens to a toddler when you promise a playground trip, but instead the playground is missing and there are obvious signs that it has been bulldozed.  My child did not like this, I repeat SHE DID NOT LIKE THIS.