Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Will.I.Am and Britney, fish




So there’s this pop song out there by Will.I.Am - Scream & Shout (feat. Britney Spears), this song has some lyrics in it that are not appropriate for 4 year olds. Let me sing them for you (I'm a freaking awesome singer!).

wanna scream and shout and let it all out
And scream and shout and let it out
We sayin', "Ohh, wee ohh, wee oh wee oh"
We sayin', "Ohh, wee ohh, wee oh wee oh"
I wanna scream and shout and let it all out
And scream and shout and let it out
We sayin', "Ohh, wee ohh, wee oh wee oh"
You are now-now rockin' with Will.I.Am and Britney, bitch



So Indigo loves this song, loves it. She’s singing it and I’m recording it for grandma – secretly I wanted her to utter that word so I could laugh. But instead she stops right before and..

Indigo – "Mom, we can’t say that word"
Me – "What word Indigo ?"
Indigo - "You are now-now rockin' with Will.I.Am and Britney, FISH"
Me – "Oh yes yes Indigo, that’s right…we couldn’t possibly be allowed to say Britney, Fish."

She's so cute.






Monday, April 1, 2013

Bunny Rhymes




It's a tough tough job
Being Easter Bunny



Nobody ever leaves you cookies
and your feet are kinda funny



It's a tough tough job
working with a bunch of chicks



They're pumping out the eggs
while I eat my carrot sticks



It's a tough tough job
too many baskets in my paws



but I have to work hard
there aren't no bunny labor laws



It's a tough tough job
kidz always be asking for more



they like to show their gratitude
by smashing chocolate on the floors


Floppy ears to yo mutha - EB Out