Things that make me want to scream, in no particular order.
1.
Sippy cups being dropped onto the hardwood floor. Nails on a chalkboard I tell you!
2.
Picture this.
I’m at the grocery store and there are 4 lines opened. I pick one and realize that all the others
seem to be moving but not mine. I
contemplate switching lines for about 1 minute, then move on over. The new line that I’m in now stops moving and
the original line soon surpasses me. I
choose to remain in the slow line no matter what because the second that I move
lines again the evil slow line vortex that hovers around me will follow – this has
been tested.
3.
Using the community ice trays at work and not
refilling them. I actually left a very
sarcastic note on the fridge that mentioned that the ice fairies don’t work
here and someone wrote on my nice little note “Pettiness is a sign of a bankrupt intellect”. I should seriously kick this person ass.
4.
Sand.
Everyday my kids come home with 17 pounds of sand in each shoe.
5.
Target makes me want to scream, because they
take all my money. Let’s not even talk
about those magical 1 dollar bins at the entrance…those things are like nectar
and I’m the humming bird.
6.
Wet Wipes.
Wet wipes often get on my nerves.
Sometimes wet wipes get stuck in the package, like one isn’t out for me
to grab. I have to dig my fingers in
there, and I can’t get just one out I have to pull 25 wet wipes out of the hole
at once and it makes me angry to use 25 wet wipes on a basically clean ass –
but if I don’t use a wet wipe someone might discover this and make fun of me
for being a disgusting person who doesn't properly clean their babies butt – people there could be security camera’s in my
house that I’m unaware of here!
7.
Saying shitty things out loud that your kid hears
and repeats back to you days later. You
know they hear everything, and I’m afraid mine might be damaged.
8.
Dog crap in my yard. I do not own a dog, I have an inside cat.
9.
Mouse bones in the litter box, see #8….I own one
inside cat, inside, inside…mouse bones in the litter box……ughhhhhhhhh
10.
The vegetables I want to roast smell terrible
whilst being roasted.
11.
Needing to go to the bathroom but not being able
to get there, I have a window people!!!
12.
Needing to go to the bathroom and getting there
and then not being able to go – this is bullshit.
13.
Taking off a sweaty sports bra, contortionist I
am not!
14.
People who are still paying for their groceries
with a check, and still waiting until the cashiers finished to even attempt to
fill it out.
15.
People who have to get just one more car length
ahead, you know who you are. I laugh at
you once I catch up again changing nothing about my driving habit!
16.
Herbal pills that always seem to hang out in
your throat so you can taste their wonderfulness all day long.
17.
Your mom
18.
LOL
Ingredients (muffins/12)
From AllRecipes
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
3 bananas, mashed
3/4 cup white sugar
1 egg, beaten
1/3 cup butter, melted
1 tsp vanilla
1/2 tsp pumpkin pie spice
Ingredients (crumble top)
1/3 cup packed brown sugar
2 TBS all-purpose flour
1/8 tsp cinnamon
1/2 cup chopped candied pecans (got mine from Trader Joe's)
1 TBS butter
Directions
Ingredients (muffins/12)
From AllRecipes
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
3 bananas, mashed
3/4 cup white sugar
1 egg, beaten
1/3 cup butter, melted
1 tsp vanilla
1/2 tsp pumpkin pie spice
Ingredients (crumble top)
1/3 cup packed brown sugar
2 TBS all-purpose flour
1/8 tsp cinnamon
1/2 cup chopped candied pecans (got mine from Trader Joe's)
1 TBS butter
Directions
- Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Lightly grease 10 muffin cups, or line with muffin papers.
- In a large bowl, mix together 1 1/2 cups flour, baking soda, baking powder, pumpkin pie spice, and salt. In another bowl, beat together bananas, sugar, egg, vanilla, and melted butter. Stir the banana mixture into the flour mixture just until moistened. Spoon batter into prepared muffin cups.
- In a small bowl, mix together brown sugar, 2 tablespoons flour, pecans, and cinnamon. Cut in 1 tablespoon butter until mixture resembles coarse cornmeal. Sprinkle topping over muffins.
- Bake in preheated oven for 18 to 20 minutes, until a toothpick inserted into center of a muffin comes out clean.
I declare that these are the best Banana Muffins I've ever had, so much flavor and only a few tweaks from the original recipe - Enjoy!
