Monday, June 18, 2012

Top 5 list to make two humans

You know there are many reasons to have a second child - and you also know I love lists.  Here is my list about the reasons you should seriously consider having another child...for real...swear I'm not kidding...



#5 - Maternity Leave - Maternity leave for the lucky ones is a wonderful 3 months of couch sitting and TV watching.  Sure you only get to eat once every 7 hours when your kid falls asleep for 5 seconds but it's totally worth it.  Did I also mention the fact that it let's you spend countless hours with your spouse that you never had before, which of course leads to you never getting on each others nerves or thinking the other one is a lazy schmuck.  That never happens. 



#4 - New baby smell - Nothing beats abused diapers and cheesy milk neck.

#3 - Late Night TV - Have you forgotten all those old shows you used to love?  Well let the little one re-introduce you to 3am television.  If you're lucky you might end up with Insanity work out videos being delivered to your house...or perhaps possibly WEN hair products...or Proactiv.



#2 - Big Boobs - Hecks to the yes, there big - gorgeous - and the last thing you want to do is show them off but the look on your husbands face when he learns there not for touching anymore is quite priceless.

#1 - Need to shake things up in your schedule Looking to change things up a bit?  Not really thrilled with the day to day life in your house anymore?? Have things gotten to mundane and easy?  Are you getting sick of coming home to watch TV and drink wine and sleep 8 hours every night - If this sounds like you, it's time to sound the baby sirens.

19 comments:

Rosa's Yummy Yums said...

What a cute baby! So sweet. A hilarious post... ;-)

Cheers,

Rosa

Kris @ everywhereorange.com said...

sounds like the perfect reasons to me!! the cute pics really seal the deal!!

Val said...

He is very precious.

Shabs.. said...

He is so damn cute!What a nice post!LOL

Lizzy said...

Oh, I missed your sweet baby's arrival! He's a living doll!!! Congratulations, my friend~

Pam said...

Funny post and true! He is so precious and adorable. Congratulations to you and your family! There is nothing in this world like a baby!!!

NEL, the batter baker said...

wahaha! I like reason #2 best!! LOL!

Beth said...

Yes to all of that. And when my second was born, I remember thinking how easy it was to have a child who didn't move on her own. While the toddler danced, and ran, and skipped around the house, the baby placidly stayed exactly where I put her.
You have a couple of little sweethearts!

Kay @ The Church Cook said...

Oh, lovely photos of your baby! Though you will be busy for a little while, the children keep us young and laughing . :)

Daisy said...

you have such a great sense of humor! he is looking precious as ever.

Julia said...

Hahaha, I remember all of this with the first... he's real cute!

Marina said...

Love your lost, remember all this, more than once :)

Chris said...

Hilariousness! Hilariocity.

Oh hell, that was funny.

teresa said...

haha, oh how i remember those days. you sure make adorable kids though!

Bake-A-Holic said...

He's gotten so big! I agree with all the reasons for having a second. So what about a 3rd? I must be crazy!!

Reeni said...

OMG what a cutie!

Heather @girlichef.com said...

HA HA HA HA! He's so sweet =)

Just Cake Girl said...

He is so cute :))

Sue said...

Then they go and smile and it's all worth it:)