Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Muffins and the Fart

Kids are funny, I feel like I should keep a notebook with me just so I can fill you guys in on the happenings in our house.  I have a disgusting, hilarious, short little story to tell you.  Please read no further if you can’t handle fart talk…with a side of Chinese food.

 Let me set you up.  It’s a cool evening and the house it lit up with Vanilla candles and everything is just so nice inside.  Being that I’m into health food and all, I provided my family with a proper meal from Panda Express.  Indigo & I enjoyed some Fried Rice and Chicken Egg Rolls while waiting for dad to get home from work.

 So dad gets home and of course Miss Indy runs over to kiss and hug her hero of a dad.  It’s sweet, she loves him so much and misses him.  After our greetings my husband goes and tackles the Panda Express box for himself.  He makes a large plate and sits down in front of the boob tube (cause that’s how we roll).

As he is eating Miss Indy goes over to him
She stands in front of him
She turns around and shows her back to him
Dear Husband takes a bite of Chinese Food

Miss Indy bends over
Miss Indy bends over and lets out a gargantuan fart
Miss Indy bends over and lets out a gargantuan fart on Dear Husbands plate of food
Miss Indy bends over and lets out a gargantuan fart on Dear Husbands plate of food on purpose

Husband is not amused
Wife is amuzed
All Hell breaks loose

Also these Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Muffins are good.